March 2012
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February 2012
Teacher: Time for the spelling test!
Student: I got this!
Teacher: Spell "gang".
Student: g.a.a.n.g. gaang.
Teacher: Spell "boomerang".
Student: b.o.o.m.e.r.a.a.n.g. boomeraang.
Teacher: You keep adding an extra "a".
Student: That's how you spell "Aang".
Teacher: You need to learn how to spell.
Student: You need to watch Avatar.
Watchmost-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Life Drawing
Drawing myself: Eh, Whatever, so my nose is off center, that's more realistic anyways.
Drawing other people: Oh my god I think I made her eyebrows a quarter centimeter too thick I hope she doesn't think I think she's ugly Oh no what if she doesn't like the nose should I change it but would that lower my grade if I'm editing not that I need to edit I mean she looks fine Oh crap if I do edit she'll probably just think I'm trying to improve her-
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the-absolute-best-gifs:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
When you see people you don't know fighting...
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you-be-tails-ill-be-sonic:
the one thing I hate about people today is how they seem to glorify drugs and alcohol.
pasthole:
thatcrazydcfangirl:
andysar:
morbidallyrenee:
Me: DC I’m taking your red crayon away.
DC: What? Why?
Me: Because you keep coloring everything red and it’s just getting annoying.
DC: So?
Me: THEY’RE OTHER COLORS DAMN IT!!!
…OR BECOMES RED
DC Why do you do this to me?
DC just enjoys trolling
but sometimes its funny
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
100: Why did your last thing with someone end?
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far