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If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot



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learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing


and if you’re really hardcore

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Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

Had a beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Written on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book. 
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident. 
Gotten suspended. 
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini 
Driven a car
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.
Failed a class.
Failed a test.
Went to summer school
Got worse than a D
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.
Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity. 
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery.
Had my license.
Attempted suicide.
Self harmed.
Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Broken someone’s heart. 
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight 
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.
Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the same sex.
Owned an ipod
Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.
Moved out.
Ran away.
Had a job.
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.
Started a rumor about someone. 
Talked bad about someone
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.
Been to Canada.
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Wished you were somebody else.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Been to a concert
Seen your favourite band live
Met a celebrity
Met your favourite band 
Own more than 10 CD’s

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FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

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just looking for the modern version of romeo and juliet on netflix nbd


goddammit okay that’s fine i guess

maybe it’s down in the other results?


hmm okay i - wait what






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